We Taste-Tested Store-Bought Mashed Potatoes To See If Any Deserve A Spot On Your Thanksgiving Table (The Top Two Were Perfect)
Hot take: You should be buying your mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving pre-made. Here's why.
Repeat after me: I shall not attempt to make every last little Thanksgiving appetizer, side dish, and dessert from scratch.
When the holidays roll around and you're suddenly faced with hosting friends and family (or showing up to the potluck with something people will ooh and ahh over), it's easy to find yourself deep in people-pleasing mode. At the end of the day, Thanksgiving is just a meal — but the idea of making food that'll impress is enough to send even the most confident of home cooks into a spiral.
In your quest to host the Best Thanksgiving Ever, you make everything from scratch. You make your homemade turkey stock days before, grate a gazillion pounds of cheddar by hand for your famous mac 'n' cheese, and put together some ungodly crunchy version of green bean casserole without any condensed soup. On Thanksgiving day, you feel (and kinda look) like you've endured weeks of sleep deprivation — and ultimately it was all for a few muted "this is good!" exclamations at the dinner table. Worth it? No. NEVER.
Our advice: Pick at least a few things to buy from the store that taste just as good as homemade. One of those things should be mashed potatoes.
I love piling on a piping hot spoonful of mashed potatoes onto my Thanksgiving plate as much as the next guy, but will your guests really care if you spent 30 minutes hand-peeling each and every one? That's what we aimed to find out, once and for all, when we had our coworkers try all the top pre-made, microwaveable mashed potato varieties to see if any of them are worthy of a spot on your holiday table.
As we prepared for the great pre-Thanksgiving mashed potato taste test, we had a lot to consider:
Do instant (aka boxed) mashed potatoes count?
No. And no shade to instant mashed potatoes — I love them — but they're not the same. For this test, we stuck to "pre-made mashed potatoes." No frozen varieties, either...sorry, Trader Joe's.
OK, but what does "pre-made mashed potatoes" mean...
Here, they're the refrigerated, pre-mashed potatoes that just need to be gently reheated in a microwave or conventional oven. Normally, you'll find them in those small black plastic packages, wrapped in a cardboard sleeve, near the deli counter.
Oh, like the Costco mashed potatoes!
No, but my mother-in-law makes (aka reheats) those for Thanksgiving every year with extra butter and cream, and I swear they're the best mashed potatoes I've ever had. For this one, we decided to exclude brands that make store-prepared mashed potatoes — such as Costco, Whole Foods, and other grocers with prepared food operations. This isn't a glamorous way to say it, but the mashed potatoes we focused on are all varieties that are obviously made in a factory somewhere, and readily available nationally, as opposed to being made on-site.
Now that that's out of the way, these are the six popular brands we landed on.
To put these brands head-to-head, Tasty staffers Claudia Santos and Meg Sullivan converted a corner of our office into a bona fide mashed potato tasting studio.
Each of the six brands was reheated according to package instructions; most took around 5–6 minutes to reheat to steaming perfection in the microwave. Claudia flipped each bowl over, then filled them with the hot mashed potatoes, so tasters didn't know which brand was which.
Then, we all lined up to try each variety, one by one, and record our thoughts — no gravy, no butter, no "doctoring" of any kind.
When the votes were tallied, there were some clear losers: some were chalky, artificial-tasting, or just lacked pizazz. (I shouldn't need to add a stick of butter and a heaping ladleful of gravy to my mashed potatoes to make them palatable.) But others were, and I'm not exaggerating, legendary.
First, the runner up — Simply Potatoes ($5.49)
Finally, our winners. Technically, there was a tie (!), so we're breaking these out into two superlatives.
The "I Can't Believe It's Not Homemade" — Target Good & Gather ($4.89)
The "Wow, That's A Lot Of Flavor" — Bob Evans ($6.49)
In short, buy your mashed potatoes this year instead of making them homemade, and thank us later. Your guests are unlikely to notice the difference, you'll have ~5 fewer pieces of dirty cookware to clean, and your stress levels will be about 10% lower (at least!) when it's time to sit down and eat. And that, my friends, is how to have a happy Thanksgiving.
(But if we still haven't convinced you to just buy your darn mashed potatoes already, check out Tasty's ultimate mashed potato recipe by downloading the free Tasty app for iOS and Android — and explore our catalog of Thanksgiving recipes by typing "Thanksgiving" in the search bar.)
